Pretty Cliche [Orange Farm Archive]

The cliche beach episode.  Not much to talk about here.  Same old shit that’s in every other beach episode ever.  Only FMP Fumoffu did the beach episode right.  And this ep right after an entire episode devoted to High-risk Jenga.

What irks me about this show, however, isn’t the cliche or the moe pandering.  It’s Chise.  Oh my fucking good gracious.  I cannot STAND her character.  Granted, I have a penchant for having a severe dislike/hatred for all perceived loli and a few little girls (we’ll not go into how I keep the define the difference), but this is one little girl I cannot stand.  This is worse than my constant raging every time Ami stepped on the screen in Toradora.  She ranks right up there with Ilya for worst fucking little girl ever.  Chise, if you are reading this, get your rich, spoiled, condescending ass out of my show about adopted cats.  Thank you.

PS, I’ll still buy your Jenga game.

That reminds me, I have a ocean wave sounds CD.  I used to listen to that as I slept

As for the other cliche in the second half of this episode.  It was good.  I thought we were finallygoing places.  Progression between the main male and female characters.  Yes I know they confessed in episode three, but I was hoping for a kiss-under-the-stars scene.  WAIT! WHERE’D THAT SPOTLIGHT COME FROM!?  AWWWW SHIT, FUCK YOU, CHISE, FUCK YOU.

Duly noted.

The one thing that was NOT cliche, which I was rather surprised about, was the after hot tub scene.  Ping-pong?  FUCK NO, WE PLAY DOUBLES AIR HOCKEY.  FUCK YEAH!!!


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