Episode 2, the 1st Twilight, the beginning of Beatrice’s golden slaughter, heh~, do you still not believe in the witch? More thoughts inside…

THIS. If you’re new to this and you haven’t shat one of these babies by the time the episode was over then YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

Well this episode was pretty much dinner and a midnight show:

Krauss Lied.

Maria Cried.

People Died

This post just got AWESOME

I didn’t so much like the face Maria had on when she read the letter, it’s different when compared to the VN, it was more as if Beatrice was actually speaking to them, a sort of high and mighty expression in her speech that looks down on the rest of the family, being the mysterious witch that is closest the Kinzo, the one who wishes to take back everything that has meaning to the old geezer, upon this stormy night she declares her challenge with pride.You know what they say, with marriage theres 3 rings, an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering…T___T

Doh, and the scene with George and Shannon, after datNUDGE into Shannon’s giant filled cupboards (lucky guy…..), it kinda lost it’s romantic touch, poor guy though, lets hope he avenges his waifu for this!

My apologies, but your Mackerel Monthly Fetish pr0nz have arrived….

Also, as usual with Ryukishi’s work, and like some people might have seen in Higurashi, the reaction faces are priceless, I lul’ed at the thought of this one with Dr.Nanjo seen here… ohh the possiblities of the captions I could put there, but I already used a potential caption token…FFFFFFFFF!! The twilight of course had some censoring, that dark looming smoke and mist that clouds your view, though still pretty gruesome regardless, when the DVDs or the ATX version is out, expect to toss out an extra Kinzo brick or 2, or 5 tons in my case! But all in all, definitely in comparison to episode 1, this is quite a bit of improvement, hope that DEEN continues to try to step it up for whats to come, Ryukishi probably doesn’t want to give too much away to people playing the VN, so expect some cuts for the sake of the overall mystery, heh heh. Well, thats it for now, expect me to submit thoughts for the next episode, and now’s my favorite part of the post, some pic spammin’!!

Mmm~ datJESSICAss…. notice, there.. right corner,the CROWN is DOWN!

Yes, Jessica-sama, why its very simple, just like this, insert PONOS into VAGOO! Understand?

WTF is this—-I dunno even!!

This is MADNESS…..BRICKS HAVE BEEN SHAT

and now for something completely different……

Kanon: Yes hello operator, I need to make a long distance call…..yes I’ll accept the charges…….yes I’ll hold…….

Tsurupettan will now play in your head MANUALLY

20 minutes later…RING RING BANANA PHONE

Keiichi: Hello? Ahhhhhh sup bro, man I havent seen you in ages! Last time I saw you was at datFIESTA last saturday!! datFIESTA was poppin’!! This girl Mii~’d me, shit was so CASH. I can barely remember it all, I was so out of it, it’s a blur, but you were pretty stiff as a board man, you stood there the whole time, just holding people’s stuff! What are ya, a man or a table?!?! Jeez… anyway, we’re still planning to have another FIESTA goin’ on in about 2 days an—

Kanon: Yeah bro, you were really loaded off of datFIESTA, you were an animal, I’m talkin witches n’ hoes man! Pinata in one hand, loli in the other, savin the day, kno wat I’m sayin’?

Keiichi: Whoa whoa whoa hold up son, keep it hush hush, I gotta keep a low profile, you know what I had to go through to keep datFIESTA behind closed doors?? Anyway, like I was sayin we got datFIESTA coming up in a few da— ahh, the lights just went out!!

Kanon: Listen K, about datFIESTA coming up, I d–

Keiichi: ehh, hold on a sec….

Keiichi: …………

Rena: Fiesta……

Rena: Fiesta…….

Rena: Fiesta……

Keiichi: Yeah….. I’m gunna call ya back……

Rena: Fiesta….Fiesta…..Fiesta….Fiesta….Fiesta……Fiesta…..Fie—

Keiichi: GO HOME DAMMIT!!!!

Kanon: Sigh…..

Will Kanon send his message to Kei?!?! Watch for next post to find out!